It's a rat! Now, if you couldn't make a splash, why couldn't you just cut away, and then, just leave the sound of the splash? The first two movies open in New York City, which worked really well. Well, I kinda hate to admit it, but when they're dancing at Tarzan Boy, that's the highlight of the movie. Watch. You will have to kill me first. Well, the answer is none of the above. Since even the first movie, we've been hopin' for him, and aside from Shredder, he's the main villain in the show. Now, I can tell you from the perspective of a 12-year-old and a 26-year-old, that it needs to rot in Hell, in Satan's asshole. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 HD by AVGN. And believe it or not, this line was in the commercials, too. I might forget. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (also known as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Animated Series, TMNT: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or TMNT 2003) (2003–09) is an American animated television series set in New York City that continues the adventures of the Ninja Turtle quartet, loosely based on the comic book series. You HAVE had some good gems like when you did that bizarre PS4 wild animal game whatever it’s called and you did well with Macaulay Caulkin in the home alone video. Ninja Turtles were the fuckin' shit. Oh, Raph, come on. Le Mondial 1986, le chef-d'oeuvre de Diego Maradona - Foot - … - "/v/ - Video Games" is 4chan's imageboard dedicated to the discussion of PC and console video games. Raphael: But, you know, things might get a little nuts. And, you know it's just been tearin' away at me all these years. I forgot to mention that part. The animatronics suck, too! It felt like it was a necessary sequel since it advanced the story further and it pit the turtles against other mutants made by the same ooze that mutated them. Donatello: Help! Turtle tantrum. Look under that title. Nothing. Not only are all four Turtles in the frame, every one of them's up in the air. But he doesn't disappear. Walker: (Screams while he falls to his death), (scene cuts to the Turtles with the sound of the splash intact), The Nerd: See? Number 8: Leonardo and Donatello: SCHWING! Behold, Splinter's last joke in the Turtles trilogy. The Shredder (Oroku Saki, Japanese: 小禄 咲) is a fictional supervillain who appears in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comics and all of its related media. But the third movie begins in ancient Japan, and you know that at this point, it doesn't have anything to do with the turtles yet. The Nerd: So, just in case we don't know the names of the Three Stooges, be sure to say 'em all. Of course, the fucking rat looks familiar! The Nerd: All the Turtle movies are full of bad jokes and constant references to movies or TV shows. They couldn't even beat regular Shredder. And some of it even got the Prime Time Special treatment. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The only way he was able to show how he feels about … There were video games, comics, action figures, and of course the cartoon series. (We open to an 80s sitcom-esque opening featuring still photographs of the Nostalgia Critic and The Nerd and music from ALF playing in the background; we then cut to our two hosts sitting at a table in front of a city backdrop and holding coffee mugs.) Beat it. So, only 3 battles in the whole movie and only 1 in which Michelangelo’s involved. (Chuckles). Just to prove my case, let's look back at the other movies and count all the battles, but only the ones with the Turtles. (Begins to laugh anyway.). By doing so is by using a katana to slice it in half and then smash it with a hammer until it is nothing more than a pile of shredded scraps of plastic and paper. So, will it be A) Krang, B) Baxter Stockman, C) The Rat King, D) Leatherhead, E) All of the Above? Shockingly, that’s classic AVGN in the modern age. The Angry Video Game Nerd (abbreviated as AVGN, and formerly known as The Angry Nintendo Nerd) is an American web television series of surrealistic comedy themed retrogaming reviews, created by and starring James Rolfe. The 1987 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon, the one produced by Fred Wolf, had a strange broadcast history. Now, if he can survive that, why can't he survive some falling beams of wood? Would that be the subtitle to the movie, too? We don't want him, we want the Turtles." Rate. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Игровой Чуланчик 46,062 views. Rock 'n' roll! And we would get to see live-action incarnations of many of our favorite characters yet to come. Because, I don't think I am. Give up your weapon. Take him to the castle. The Nerd: There's already a third Ninja Turtles game on Nintendo, The Manhattan Project. to all the kids who were waiting so anxiously to see their favorite characters on the big screen. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Season 3 Episode 19 - Tale of the Yokai. The Nerd: Okay, the line was bad enough, but look at how the Turtles react to it, like, "Yeah, he really told him off." I hope it wasn't an ancestor. History Talk (0) Comments Share. I'm sure that's what he meant, too, right? The Nerd: What? The plot of the film was inspired by the infamous history of the 1982 video game E.T. Well, you know what? Return with us at once. "He's cool, but rude!" Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: Turtles In Time Script Prince Kenshin, you must turn back. Raph on the rooftops and the rest of the Turtles joining in, that's 3. There was skateboarding, video games, bubble gum, and hmmm, kids with cigars. I mean, come on! I'm really stunned, like why'd they do this? Rate. Sorry for the footage being stretched. Everyone fuckin' loses. I'm a Turtle, and I can't get up! This wasn't just a one-movie deal, this was gonna be a series. Some of it aired on CBS Saturday mornings. Diego Maradona. But, no! Yes, it can. Do not harm him. I never heard of them before. [complete] Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is a 2012–2017 animated American TV series, based on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. But to clear that up once and for all, Turtles in Time was the name of the video game and it had nothing to do with that awful movie. This movie... is FUCKIN' TERRIBLE! The control's decent, it's fun killing things, the sound effects are cool." Look at that! But Turtles III takes this cliché to a whole new level. I mean, come on! That's 1. Listen to this one. Kintaro! Even the voice acting's horrible! What's going on, Raph? It ends with the classic confrontation of Splinter and Shredder, much like Obi-Wan and Darth Vader. Splinter: (Deep, wheezy voice) Have patience, my son. Be the first one to write a review. The Nerd: So, now, hopefully, you could relate to how disappointing this was. What were they thinking? Splinter had to take him out. Oh, Raph, come on. And check out James & Mike … Do not harm him. So, we all thought that this was gonna be the live-action version of Bebop and Rocksteady. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. TMNT Written by Kevin Munroe Created by Kevin Eastman & Peter Laird First Draft Polish August 5, 2005 FADE IN: EXT. Now, I know you've seen a lot of bad movies. The Nerd: What an assload of fuck! I just gotta let it all out. Like, watching it actually makes me cringe. SPLINTER (V.O.) (We open to an 80s sitcom-esque opening featuring still photographs of the Nostalgia Critic and The Nerd and music from ALF playing in the background; we then cut to our two hosts sitting at a table in front of a city backdrop and holding coffee mugs.) Instead, he disappears. How's that for a title screen? But, to really understand how inhumanely atrocious this shitload of fuck is, then, we need to go over this movie and cover the basics. We have the first battle in the shopping center, that's 1. The titular Nerd character is an ill-tempered and foul-mouthed video game fanatic. What's going on, Raph? And I mean they were awesome, and every kid I knew couldn't get enough of 'em, even though it was everywhere. He braces it, aims it, then splits the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III" VHS tape in two. They look like shit! Angry Video Game Nerd (abbreviated as AVGN) is an American web television series of comedy-themed retrogaming reviews, created by and starring James Rolfe.The show revolves around reviews that involve acerbic rants about low quality video games. This is the best they could come up with? Reviews There are no reviews yet. The Nerd: And boy, do we have some great fun planned today. Take him to the castle. They talk like sock puppets! And look at how Raph nudges Mike as if saying, "Yeah, that was a good one!" I remember actually havin' dreams about gonna see Turtles III, and then wakin' up and bein' pissed off that it wasn't real. Guess that's why they're turtles. The Nerd: There's no splash. Remember back to the first movie? But, you only see a little bit of him since he's under the dock all shrouded in darkness. Who's this guy fighting the bad guys? And, what better time than now? AVGN Fan-Fiction Episode: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 - The Manhattan Project. Now, April never ceases to amaze me. Be the first one to write a review. Well yeah, it is. The Nerd: It's amazing how it went downhill. Take him prisoner. There’s no two ways around it. Rock 'n' roll! The Nerd: I remember seeing that line in the commercial and I couldn't even believe he said it. Then rescuing Raph from the junkyard and facing Tok and Razar, 4, then the final club scene, so that's 5 battles and 4 of which have all the Turtles. And besides, this time, he's Super Shredder! Would you have liked to see Super Shredder come back in Turtles III? Are you shitting me up the ass? Angry Video Game Nerd Wiki is a FANDOM Movies Community. Not after that. Rate. Maybe if they made it take place in the Old West instead and it began with a train robbery, that's the only way that it could be more shallow. Now, the plot of the movie is, I don't know, I think April buys some lantern from an antique shop and that makes them go back in time. No, you don't! Error: please try again. The movie had no subtitle at all, while today, whenever I bring up the film, often people insist that there was a subtitle: Turtles in Time. This was like the big kid version of Ninja Turtles. Nothing can prepare you for this. Donatello: Yeah, Larry, Curly, and Moe. Rate. The Joker falls, same shot. And I could accept Splinter because it's Japan and that's where he's from, but both of them? Yeah, these are our villains of Turtles III. Topics AVGN. And then, they jump in the air and freeze frame. Nope, not even him. STAR-FILLED SKY - NIGHT 1 Studio logo transitions into a CONSTELLATION in space. I'd rather watch crap oozing out of a buffalo's asshole. [As we continue on to the next episode, April, Casey the Turtles and everyone we saw buried Splinter in April's farm, where the Kraang invasion started in season 3, pay their final respects at Splinter's grave. It's Star Trek time, guys! No! It's not funny! It's like the actors were actually making fun of it because it was so ridiculous. … He called Raph a fuel source. Find exactly what you're looking for! (The Nerd takes movie, looks at it, then sets on floor before taking out a katana. The Nerd: Now, how's the third movie begin? Rate. With James Rolfe. The Nerd: Cowabunga. Kimofuddes. The worst of all is Splinter. Return with us at once. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (sometimes with the subtitle Turtles in Time) is a 1993 martial arts superhero comedy film written and directed by Stuart Gillard.Based on the fictional superhero team the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, it is the sequel to the film Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991) and is the final installment of the original trilogy. It's my opinion, that it's a motherfuckin' fact, that this pile of dog shit called Ninja Turtles III is the most god-awful disgrace in human existence! And for guys in costumes, it was a pretty great display of physical talent and fight choreography. Alright. Like when April's thrown into the dungeon, she looks over at this guy next to her and she says: The Nerd: Okay, so, you're saying that Casey Jones had an ancestor in Japan? The Nerd: And boy, do we have some great fun planned today. It's awesome! Now … Well, even if I'm gonna accept that, why'd she call him Casey like he's gonna respond? 2. Rate. Number 3: Donatello: Of the Teenage Mutant Ninja variety, sleezeball! Mitsu! The Nerd: Oh, so that makes it a whole lot better. Well, there's even more reason to bring him back because at the end of Turtles II, Shredder uses the last vial of ooze to turn himself into Super Shredder. And you might say, "Well, Shredder can't be in it because it takes place in ancient Japan." In Turtles I, there's Raph vs. Casey. And they find out who Shredder really is, Splinter flips him over the rail where he falls to his doom, the foot clan falls, everything's resolved at the end, all the loose ends tied, there's no way there would be a sequel, right? Now, just look at the Turtles! Then, one by one, everyone walks away excluding the four Turtles. Hold it. Number 9: Raphael: There they are, the Three Stooges. The answer is just a big "Fuck you!" An ending that sucks so hard, it scarred me for life. ... (unlicensed NES) - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) - … The wait was fuckin' killin' me. Wait! Nothing. He like, implodes into himself. That would've actually been more effective. You-you don't mean--? Wikis. Today's Angry Video Game Nerd Reaction Video: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - NES - Angry Video Game Nerd - Episode 5 Hey, what's up guys, my name is charlie, and I … I'm not finished with you! Think back to the late 80s, and if you weren't there, then just try to imagine. 1:43. ... AVGN — Super Mario Bros 3 — Rus-Reploid - Duration: 16:36. The imagination's just overwhelming. Taken from Cinemassacre.com. I'm a Turtle and I can't get up! Did you know that in some countries, dung is used as a fuel source? So, we wanted the movies to represent those characters. The Nerd: What a way to end the series. Do you feel like you're watching a Ninja Turtles movie? You see that blank, empty space? We were far off. That's my fuckin' point! The Nerd: To understand how it was such a big let-down, I need to put you into the time. He looks like fuckin' roadkill! Well, anyway, that's 1. 5. anymore. So, we're thinking, "Well, because they're takin' so much longer on this one, it's gonna be incredible!" The Nerd: (In high-pitched tone with a sock puppet) Hey, what's that, April? But, no, let me tell you, this movie is BAD. The Nerd: So, who's the villain in this movie? Totally radical! DAMN!!! The Nerd: Funny. The Nerd: (laughs) Oh, God. Now, Super Shredder was awesome because he was like a monster. We see him switch weapon to a hammer. The Addams Family was probably the last fuckin' thing that'd ever come to my mind when I think of Ninja Turtles. Then, you think, "Well, Shredder's gotta be in it, right?" AVGN Addeddate 2018-02-08 04:37:21 Identifier TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles3HD Scanner Internet Archive HTML5 Uploader 1.6.3. plus-circle Add Review. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (sometimes with the subtitle Turtles in Time) is a 1993 martial arts superhero comedy film written and directed by Stuart Gillard.Based on the fictional superhero team the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, it is the sequel to the film Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991) and is the final installment of the original trilogy. It premiered on October 6th, 2012. The series began on his website, Cinemassacre, in 2004. April meets both Casey and Splinter's ancestor in a matter of seconds? I'd rather fuckin' puke diarrhea up my dick. NC: Hello, and welcome to the Angry Video Game Nerd/Nostalgia Critic review. The Nerd: You know another part I can't stand? Angry Video Game Nerd Wiki is a FANDOM Movies Community. Come on...come on...YEAH! Did he really say that? Now, he comes back in the second movie alive and well. NC: Hello, and welcome to the Angry Video Game Nerd/Nostalgia Critic review. The Nerd: Some of the concepts are just ridiculous. Would it be Ninja Turtles III: The Advent of Krang, Ninja Turtles III: The Revenge of Shredder, Ninja Turtles III: uh, Enter Dimension X, Ninja Turtles III: um, Here Comes the Technodrome!? No, I wasn't, actually. The Loop (TV) Just look at that. The Nerd: Now, let's take a look at the second movie now. And then when those thugs all gang up on him, we know he's in deep shit. Number 5: Raphael: Did you hear what he called me, Leo?! And I gotta say, all the planets must have lined up. The Angry Video Game Nerd Theme by Dustin Aßmuteit, TRAILER - Spiderman - Angry Video Game Nerd, Transcripts of 2008 Angry Video Game Nerd Episodes, Transcript of AVGN Episode Batman (Part 2), Transcript of 2010 Angry Video Game Nerd Episode Back to the Future Trilogy, Transcripts of 2007 Angry Video Game Nerd episodes, https://avgn.fandom.com/wiki/Transcript_of_2007_AVGN_Episode_TMNT_3_Movie_Review?oldid=29833. I think of this movie as the end of the 80s and the beginning of the 90s. It's a good movie. Would there be a Turtles IV? I mean, it's no masterpiece, but it's entertaining, and it leaves you with a happy feeling after watching it. (normal voice) Now look at Raph! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 ( 1,195 ) IMDb 4.8 1 h 35 min 1993 X-Ray PG The Turtles have defeated their nemesis Shredder but are still forced to hide in the depths of the subway system. I swear, I didn't make this edit. Alright, alright, I'm back. AVGN TMNT 3 Movie Review (1080p) The Nerd: (Sighs) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III... (The tape starts falling out. I mean, it's so bad it's great, but Turtles III is just so bad, it's bad. Are you sure? Putrid, barfed-out roadkill diarrhea shit. Next, we see a little glimpse from the sewer hole, then we see their shadows and we know at this moment, that right when they come around that corner, we are about to see for the first time the live-action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on the big screen. Give up your weapon. Donatello: Help! The Nerd: (Sighs) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III... (The tape starts falling out. Alright, number 2, and I'm warning you it's about to get really bad now. So, they like, met their match. and "Hey dude, this is no cartoon!" It fuckin' sucks so much cocksucker motherfucker bullfuck that...well, something must be done. Trending. Like, how bad? What happened at the end of Batman? AVGN - TMNT 3 Special Movie Review (Part 1) - Swesub - YouTube It fuckin' sucks so much fuckin' suck, it fucks. Is it gonna be Krang? ", Splinter: I made another funny! Big Boy falls, same thing. Get it? The recurring joke is "Wet willy time. I mean, a whole new level. So, the turtles are in ancient Japan, Michelangelo gets captured, and they have to rescue him and get back to their present time. With James Rolfe. Raphael: (While he chases Casey Jones) Come back here! The camera pans to see the destruction of the VHS copy of "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III," accompanied by the "Level complete" music, from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" for the NES, before the scene fades to black.). A licensed game, it was based on the 1984 Mirage Comics and the 1987–1996 Fred Wolf Studios animated television series of the same name. All right. In the first movie, they only fought humans. You ready? Watch Leonardo's mouth. I'm serious, this movie's totally whacked. I mean, come on! There's no way the turtles could even fight him. Quite the same Wikipedia. The Nerd: (exclaims) I still can't believe it. IMDb's advanced search allows you to run extremely powerful queries over all people and titles in the database. The Nerd: Pretty bad, but without ranting on forever about this crap, I'm gonna round up my personal top ten worst lines from Ninja Turtles III. Yeah, that's right. Mipogurrew. And now, lookin' back at it, I just gotta come clean and honest, man. Before he goes into a deep review on the film, he talks a little about the impact the franchise had in America while going over the first two movies. They subtitled the last movie. But, too bad, make way for this samurai and this guy on a horse. In mid-jump, the title screen comes up and then the suspense is delayed even further. No! So, let's go to Turtles II. This past year is, sadly, a dud. You first play it and think: "Well, this can't be too bad. Mitsu! Like, wow! That's the biggest fucking coincidence I've ever heard in my life! And then, just to push the scene over the edge of mockery, they have this rat creep in, and April says: April O'Neil: Yeah, you look familiar, too. Nevertheless, all my friends at school still called them Bebop and Rocksteady, even though it's kind of obvious that Bebop and Rocksteady were a rhinoceros and a warthog while Tokka and Razar were a snapping turtle and a wolf. Rate. He gets fired at and then he falls off the roof and into the water. "Turtle Temper" is the third episode of Season 1 in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Angry Video Game Nerd. Not even regular shit. The Nerd: In the first Turtle movie, we don't see them right away. But, during the cartoon, they were fighting all kinds of other mutant characters. This guy, Walker's running away from the Turtles, but, oops, he forgot his bird. The movie actually fades from the rat to Splinter implying that that rat is Splinter's ancestor. And at this time, in an anti-climatic end, Shredder does himself in by ripping apart the dock. Donatello: Not necessarily, Raph. And of all the rats that can be crawling around that dungeon, how's that one just happen to be it? You will have to kill me first. Now, to top off the whole thing and carry on in the tradition of Splinter telling a joke at the end, what did they do? Please remember to disable your ad blocker to view the ad content from our sponsors. Rate. Well, that's true, but the real reason a lot of us called them Bebop and Rocksteady was we were attached to the TV series and the line of action figures. Raph rescuing April from the Foot Clan, that's 2. I mean, it was cool the first time, but geez! 1 Season 1[completed] 2 Season 2 [completed] 3 Season 3 [completed] 4 Season 4 [completed] 5 Season 5 [completed] 6 Video Game Scroll of the Demodragon/The Forgotten Swordsman/Heart of Evil/End Times When Worlds Collide Yojimbo/Osorori no tori/Kahayake! April O'Neil: WHOA! 1. They couldn't do a special effect for a splash? It was one of the most exciting moments I ever had in a cinema. That's enough of that shit! My friends and I all debated what it would be. After finishing his review on the third movie the only way the Nerd will feel satisfied with himself is by destroying his Ninja Turtles 3 VHS tape. Well, that's what I was hoping for. Games Movies TV Video. But, right before we hear what Splinter says, let's go back to Turtles I again. That's original, isn't it? Now you might be sayin', "Well that's your opinion." But, back to my question, "Why was there no subtitle in the movie?" The Nerd: The battle scenes got us all pumped up. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: Turtles In Time Script Prince Kenshin, you must turn back. comment. 8.3 (200) 0. AVGN as a series has declined in quality in my opinion. Like, is it the worst of the Turtles trilogy? As usual, the best place to start is the beginning. Explore Wikis; Community Central; Start a Wiki; Search This wiki This wiki ... Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III. Well, everything sucks. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is a 1989 action-adventure video game developed by Konami for the NES and released by its subsidiary companies Ultra Games in North America and Palcom Software in Europe. You're just watching some pointless scene with samurais on a horse. 8. But, what they could do is make him implode. And besides, they never say "Damn!" That turtle duck thing is really getting old. … But, regardless, it had all us kids going crazy. ), (He smashes video until all of it is smashed to bits, and he sighs angrily. Here it goes again. Then the fight at the lab, that's 2. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is a 1989 action-adventure video game developed by Konami for the NES and released by its subsidiary companies Ultra Games in North America and Palcom Software in Europe. He derives comic appeal from excessive and inventive use of profanity, frequent displays of explicit gestures, and heavy consumption of beer, particularly Rolling Rock or Yuengling, to "soothe the pain". Well, no. That's never been done a million times already! 9. This one doesn't rely on suspense, or at least not in the same way. Then, there's the final fight with all the Turtles. Yeah, Turtles II had its share of stupidity, like when they crash through a wall, and they find out that Vanilla Ice happens to be performing at a club, right next door to the bad guy's hideout, and he's able to just bust out a Ninja rap all of a sudden? No! No! Michelangelo: What if we make, like, a cosmic u-turn and end up back in Godzilla-Land? Not even regular shit. The interactive transcript could not be loaded. Way too fuckin' much. Then, what happens? The Nerd: Now, you have this huge stockpile of memorable villains from the comics, the TV series, the video games, the action figures, all that and they just go ahead and bring in two uninspired, stereotyped, mediocre villains?! Some of it aired in syndication on weekday afternoons. 10. Hold it. What's the worst old school AVGN episode and why is it this piece of donkey shit? It's retarded, yes, but it's hysterical. Transcript of AVGN episode An Angry Nerd Christmas Carol (Part 2) Transcript of AVGN episode Bugs Bunny Birthday Blowout Transcript of 2007 AVGN Episode TMNT 3 Movie Review Again, no Michelangelo, so that's 2. You feel like you're watching some cliché samurai movie. Michelangelo: Don't just--Ninja-kick the damn rabbit! In Turtles III, there's the fight at the dungeon with no Michelangelo. So, that's 4 battles and 2 of which involve all of the Turtles. Even worse is his voice! It's not really a joke that makes any kind of satirical sense. … The worst fuckin' joke ever to close the worst fuckin' movie ever. The Nerd: So, are you ready for number 1? Would he really die by having a dock collapse on him? Directed by James Rolfe. Splinter: Just like Elvis, in Blue Hawaii. The Angry Video Game Nerd (2004– ) ... Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3: Part 1. The second one's funny. He's like a puppet that should be used on Sesame Street. They're coming, any minute." The Nerd: He swallowed a frog and he hopes it's not an ancestor. The Nerd: Is this movie made for little kids? The Nerd: Did you see that? SUCKS SHIT! (A clip of April tied up in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Arcade Game is shown) Nerd (vo): Yeah, April is known for always being saved. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/Ghostbusters 2 issue 3/Transcript Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/Ghostbusters 2 issue 4/Transcript Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/Ghostbusters 2 issue 5/Transcript 1 Official Description 2 Plot 3 Splinter's Wisdom 4 Character Debuts 5 Quotes 6 Production 7 Primary AnimationPrimary AnimationPrimary AnimationPrimary AnimationPrimary AnimationStoryboard AnimaticStoryboard AnimaticPrimary … (chuckles). Or maybe not. The Nerd: So, now that a Ninja Turtles sequel existed, we knew at this point that there was gonna be another. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III | Transcripts Wiki | Fandom. Behold, the #1 worst, most God-awful movie quote of all time. Well, the turtles just come in dancing to ZZ Top. Watch what happens when Walker hits the water. The Nerd: (Groans) I'm sorry for playing that again, that's really terrible. Now what I mean by that is I was 12 the first time I saw the movie, in the theaters in 1993, and I was such a big Turtle fan, I just accepted it. Well, I have an answer. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/Ghostbusters 2 issue 3/Transcript Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/Ghostbusters 2 issue 4/Transcript Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/Ghostbusters 2 issue 5/Transcript This. So, what happens to him? Rate. Leo is the last one to leave.] What we got, instead were two new characters named Tokka and Razar. Topics AVGN. Oh, my God, they do. The Nerd: Now, I gotta pause this because I gotta ask, how many times have you seen this shot in a movie? First, we see a weapon smash out a street light, which we can identify as Raphael's sai. Well, bottom line, it was the definitive turtle movie. Rate. Now, that's how you do it! It was like landing on the 0 in Roulette. My point, is that this is the worst fuckin' movie I've ever seen in my life! Let that be an indication of the blank, empty imagination employed within and the void it left in our hearts. Putrid, barfed-out roadkill diarrhea shit. 4. The Nerd: Can it be any worse than that? This week, James Rolfe, Mike Matei and special guest Doug Walker play “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: The Manhattan Project” for NES! You can say that you're already in suspense as soon as the movie begins. Raph and the junkyard, 3. :The Extra-Terrestrial (1982), an adaptation of the film E.T. And it cuts to the sewers. A doorbell rings, and the door opens; it's NC, surrounded by a cartoon environment (for reasons unknown to us mortals); he winds up, ready to punch, but the camera flips and reveals AVGN, who punches NC first; NC tackles AVGN through the door.NC: AAAAAAAH!AVGN: What were you, raised in a barn? Directed by James Rolfe. The movie shouldn't have taken place in ancient Japan! The first movie, watching it today, it's still a satisfying experience. It uses a subway train as a transition, like we've never seen that. The Nerd: Now, think about this. It was the second Turtles game in the arcade and it was also on the Super Nintendo known as Turtles IV. 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